We all know Ghostface drops more gems than Jacob the Jeweler buzzed from a 12-pack of Red Bull, but the lessons P.Tone delivers often come as fleeting moments in skits, verses, or commercials. In the blink of an eye you could miss the science. Luckily for all you knuckleheads, Ghost has released The World According To Pretty Toney, a neat little package of all GFK’s mighty (healthy) wisdom.
The first chapter, entitled “Living,” sets the tone for the book, teaching all you “smart dumb cats” how to go about a daily routine. Ghost explains to the reader the importance of “making sure you get that bullshit out of your eyes.” Of course, the Wally Champ disapproves of poor hygiene like this.
Cleanliness isn’t the only issue at hand. We get first hand knowledge of how get the precious vitamins and minerals needed when your on a grind in the “Hustler’s Diet” chapter. Simply, throw a slice a cheese on your package of Ramen noodles and BOOM, you good, son. There’s also precious relationship advice like how to survive a break-up without smoking crack to mend a broken heart. Priceless!
Once you’ve absorbed the 112-page book, you’re going to wonder how you stumbled through life before you read it. The book also comes with a companion audio CD with all the Ghost lectures the kids need to hear. Jewels straight from the God’s mouth. Relax and take notes. And be on the lookout for some exclsuive Toney Starks wisdom in the next edition of Mass Appeal. Learn you something!
-Idris Intidafa
