Of the many places for random hook-ups, it would seem that Spring Breaks’ are by and far the most shameful. Mixing friends and well wishers collective sexual aspirations with functioning alcoholism can result in waking up next to someone you wouldn’t normally even take a picture with. Yet and still, it’s your vacation. What happens in Cancun (…Miami…Virginia…Buffalo) stays there. Except when what happened, happens to send drunken texts at ungodly hours of the morning, weeks after, from whatever land-of-the-lost it calls home. Some people just can’t let go. But Vumber is here to save the day (or however long it would normally take them to get the point).
Vumber is a new service offering a secure, two- way disposable phone number.
Subscribers can create multiple phone numbers in an area code of their choice and associate those numbers with any phone. Subscribers can use Vumber to protect themselves in their virtual lives when using online dating websites, social networks, and online job and message boards, as well as filling out everyday online forms, such as credit card applications, email lists and making online purchases.
The best part is, feelings don’t even really get hurt. The person will just think you’ve fallen on hard times and got your phone cut off! And when they find you on facebook you can just ignore their friend requests. You know, like you’d planned to along. Lemme get that Vumber!BONUS: Just so everyone is really is enjoying themselves, here’s an extremely detailed guide to giving oral sex. Yikes.
