A 35-year-old Adelaide, Australian amateur “gardener” and smartest man alive called the police to report that six thieves raided his residence and nabbed portions of his plants. Police failed to apprehend the crooks but showed up to his crib with a drug warrant and nicked him for growing six hydroponic marijuana plants. When the Aussie green thumb finally gets his day in court, you can bet he’s going to plead insanity. Only crazy people snitch on themselves.
