We all have them. Friends who consistently seem to overstay their welcome. They ask to spend the night and they’re still there on Friday. Days turn into weeks, and sometimes weeks to months. But how about total strangers who were never welcome in the first place? That was the case in Tokyo, where a homeless woman lived in some dudes closet for an entire year!.

The resident of the home installed security cameras that transmitted images to his mobile phone after becoming puzzled by food disappearing from his kitchen over the past several months.

Ayo, technology. Eventually, the cops came through and found her trapped in the closet. Get ‘em, Kels!

LA County Sheriffs are happier than pigs in shit at the recent detaining of who they believe is TKO’s Buket. Notorious for going hard, Buket seems to have made quite a few detractors, well, at least judging by the comments section of his Youtube videos. After the click through, peep the now infamous video of homie going in on an overpass in broad daylight. (more »)

“Faced with a persistent drought and the threat of tighter water supplies, Los Angeles plans to begin using heavily cleansed sewage to increase drinking water supplies…”

LA has always been a dirty, dirty place, but it never really had anything to do with the natural resources. Until now. I guess it’s not as bad as drinking your own urine…wait it’s worse, its drinking other people’s urine. And they say NYC is grimey…

So you’ve heard the news and now you got the blues. Tell us about it. But not for too long cause we making moves. We have another banger of an issue on the way, and we’ll still be giving you ups on the web side of things so walk with us. This ain’t over by a long shot. In the meantime, check out two pieces on two different rappers from two very different times. From issue 42 we have our Killer Mike feature and from issue 50, Kid Cudi. Two dope MC’s who both graced the stage for our 50th issue release party. Get familiar (again).

lollipopremix.mp3 Lil Wayne ft Kanye West - Lollipop (Remix)

How this became the spring’s biggest single is beyond me, but appropriately, the remix features two crazies gone crazy. Somewhere, T-Pain is crying.

Free with RSVP: mightyspringrelease@gmail.com

Considering that amazing purple and black magic jumpoff, its becoming ever more apparent that Flying Coffin has knack for the fitteds. (more »)

For those of you who needed an actual reason not to kiss dogs…